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The Guardian — Opinion · Saturday, 01 August 2026 · 1 min

A World Cup with no participants – it could be Gianni Infantino’s boldest move yet | Marina Hyde

无参赛者的世界杯:因凡蒂诺最大胆的举措?

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You’ve got to admire the Fifa president’s chutzpah in trying to flog off football’s greatest prize. If only Uefa wasn’t being so pesky about it all.

你不得不佩服国际足联主席的厚颜无耻,竟试图兜售足球界最珍贵的奖杯。只希望欧足联别对此如此纠缠不休。

Imagine a plan so distasteful that even the Americans and a Middle Eastern nepo-royal football boss can’t be doing with it. Such is the status of Fifa president Gianni Infantino’s scheme to sell off stakes in the World Cup to private investors. More historically, perhaps, the 55 nations that make up Uefa have reacted to this horror show by voting unanimously to boycott Fifa tournaments, including World Cups, if Infantino presses ahead. That would mean Spain and Portugal boycotting their own men’s World Cup next time around, which you’d think – not to call it too soon – would come off as slightly bad vibes.

设想一个如此令人作呕的计划,连美国人和那位中东的“裙带王室”足球高管都对此嗤之以鼻。这就是国际足联主席詹尼·因凡蒂诺试图向私人投资者出售世界杯股份计划的现状。更具历史意味的是,组成欧足联的55个国家对此“灾难现场”的反应是:若因凡蒂诺执意推进,将一致投票抵制包括世界杯在内的国际足联赛事。这意味着西班牙和葡萄牙将在下届赛事中抵制他们自己的男子世界杯,你大概会想——虽然这么说可能为时过早——这听起来会有些晦气。

A testing moment, then, for the haunted cue-ball. Again. Can it really already be time to turn to Infantino once more, even after he appeared in this spot only on Tuesday, after his 15-page Instagram crash-out about his haters? Yes. Yes, I’m afraid it can. Demanding the federations of the world sell off the World Cup to some fund led by Donald Trump’s son-in-law’s brother will regrettably draw attention to you in ways that will prove difficult to control. As indicated, the Fifa president’s plan has contrived to appear vulgar to the North American confederation, Concacaf, as well as the Asian Football Confederation (AFC).

那么,对于这位“被鬼魂缠身的台球”来说,又是一个考验时刻。又是这样。真的又要轮到因凡蒂诺出来收拾残局了吗?尽管他仅在周二才因为那篇长达15页、痛斥“黑粉”的Instagram长文而陷入这种境地?是的。是的,恐怕真的只能如此。要求全球各足协将世界杯出售给由唐纳德·特朗普女婿的兄弟领导的某个基金,遗憾地会以一种难以控制的方式将注意力引向你。如前所述,国际足联主席的计划已刻意显得粗俗不堪,令中北美洲及加勒比海足球协会(CONCACAF)以及亚洲足球联合会(AFC)感到不适。

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短评

fifa's turning the world cup into a private equity play. pure extraction, zero soul.

fifa 把世界杯变成了私募股权的提款机。纯粹的血汗榨取,毫无灵魂。

短评

the suits in zürich are selling our heritage to wall street while we pay the premium. classic insider racket.

苏黎世的西装革履们正把我们的传统卖给华尔街,而我们还得付溢价。典型的内部人把戏。

长评 ↳ 回 #1

while the populist anger is understandable, the uefa boycott is a blunt instrument that punishes the working class fans who just want to watch the game. we need institutional reform, not a total collapse of the tournament structure that benefits no one but the cynics.

虽然民粹主义的愤怒可以理解,但欧足联的抵制是一种粗暴的手段,惩罚的只是那些只想看球的工人阶级球迷。我们需要的是制度内的改革,而不是让赛事结构彻底崩溃,这除了取悦愤世嫉俗者外,对任何人都没有好处。

Notable expressions

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本文精选表达 · 中英双解

chutzpah idiom

Audacity, boldness, or nerve, often in a way that is rude or disrespectful.

厚颜无耻;大无畏的胆量。含贬义,指不顾及他人感受的冒失或傲慢。

in contextadmire the Fifa president’s chutzpah

flog off phrasal

To sell something, often aggressively or at a low price.

兜售;推销。暗示以强硬或廉价的方式出售,带有贬义。

in contexttrying to flog off football’s greatest prize

pesky slang

Annoying, troublesome, or irritating.

讨厌的;烦人的。英式口语常用词,语气较轻,指令人恼火的小麻烦。

in contextwasn’t being so pesky about it all

nepo-royal slang

A portmanteau of 'nepotism' and 'royal', referring to someone in power due to family connections within a monarchy.

裙带王室。指依靠王室家族关系获得权力的成员,讽刺其地位源于血缘而非能力。

in contextMiddle Eastern nepo-royal football boss

can’t be doing with idiom

To refuse to accept, tolerate, or have anything to do with someone or something.

拒绝接受;不想理会。表示强烈的排斥或不屑。

in contextcan’t be doing with it

horror show idiom

A situation that is chaotic, frightening, or extremely unpleasant.

灾难现场;可怕的局面。形容混乱、糟糕且令人不安的状况。

in contextreacted to this horror show

haunted cue-ball allusion

Metaphor referring to a snooker player (often Ronnie O'Sullivan) who is frequently in trouble or 'in the frame' for mistakes, implying Infantino is always the one blamed or in the spotlight for errors.

被鬼魂缠身的台球。双关语,既指台球运动中处于劣势的白球,也暗指因凡蒂诺总是陷入麻烦或被指责的境地(类似斯诺克选手的困境)。

in contexttesting moment, then, for the haunted cue-ball

crash-out slang

To fail spectacularly or behave in a chaotic, self-destructive manner, often in public.

崩溃;搞砸。指公开场合下的失控、失败或情绪宣泄,带有戏剧性色彩。

in context15-page Instagram crash-out

private equity play jargon

Treating an asset or event as a financial investment vehicle for profit rather than a public good.

将资产或事件视为金融投资工具以获取利润,而非公共福利。

in contextfifa's turning the world cup into a private equity play.

insider racket slang

A corrupt or fraudulent scheme operated by people within an organization for their own benefit.

由组织内部人员操纵的腐败或欺诈计划,旨在谋取私利。

in contextclassic insider racket.

blunt instrument idiom

A method or action that is not precise or nuanced, often causing unintended collateral damage.

不精确或缺乏细微差别的方法或行动,通常会造成意外的附带损害。

in contextthe uefa boycott is a blunt instrument